Good news I've won the lottery at least a dozen times but I can't remember the last time I had enough money left over to buy a ticket let alone bought a ticket.
More good news my distant relatives (several of them infact) have left me a fortune all I have to do is claim it. Most as so distant they are the other side of the horizon!
Even more good news my email has been chosen in some Microsoft lottery and I've won another fortune.
Further good news all my medical and other personal problems have been solved by latest miracle drugs at greatly reduced prices.
Even further good news I can buy all that expensive software at 10% of the retail price.
Even further more good news I have won a holiday in some exotic location.
So why am I so miserable?
Because my finger is so sore from hitting the “delete” button!
Keries
